Today
- Shower
- Blowdry hair
- Eat
- Nap
- Get ready
- Watch ball game
- Party
- Party
- Party
Saturday:
- If I’m still alive
- Wake up
- Party
Sunday
- If I’m still alive
- Recover
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When you’re legal age and all your friends aren’t for another few months:
“Hey Des, wanna do me a huge favor??”
Let me fucking guess, you need a pull?
I should seriously start charging.
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If I could spend my life in an oversized shirt, baggy pajama pants, and a pair of comfy socks, I totally would.
(Source: sexualvulgarity)
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Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.
(Source: neckstime, via vivamissarmadalatinaxo)
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gets a message. stoked. find out its spam. cute.
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